Humans have always told stories. We have told them in times of abundance and scarcity, around fires that kept the dark at bay and in the dark itself when no fire was available. Stories preserve knowledge, entertain children, explain the inexplicable, reinforce values, challenge authority, carry memory, and sometimes simply make a long night shorter. But beneath all of those uses is something even more basic. When something happens to us, we turn it into narrative. We ask what